Cock speaking down on parrot??!!

If you have a choice of owning one of two feathered friend, which is a rooster and a parrot, which would you choose? [Provided that your not interested in cock fighting]


Would you take into arms an animal that wake you up at 4 in the morning??


So, now you are asking, "You talk what cock now ar??!!"


Well, the garblement is talking cock in today's headlines...


CM Slams 'parrot' Opposition.



First off, I'm not into going against and complaining about the garblement, just making fun of it in various parody and photoshop... Much like the artist Lat, minus the fan-chu-ism...



So, the news reads..






For the WTF??!! moment, please read the above and below...


If the politicians doesn't listen to the people, who the fuck should they represent? Their own money face??!!


Now, for the parody and joking around...



[*cheveux gris is french for white hair... and the ang mor is Pek Mor's wife. ]



Why can't those that are representing the people be like a little better looking? [At least not like the one on the left of the Ang Mor..]


Why don't they learn from the oppositions? At least look after their image. Its a fact that better looking politicians always have the people's vote (most of the time). Like Kennedy vs. Nixon. Kennedy won because he puts on make-up on TV...


So, the oppositions employ their own strategies...



[Wouldn't you vote for them after seeing their first impressions???]


Anyway, there's still some time before the election. So, its the perfect timing for those beauty centre to earn some money from the rich...