Well, what was I doing in the countryside? My grandma lives there, in the 32nd Mile, roughly 50++ KM from the city, in a little town called Serian.
Forget sight-seeing, just take a look at the boars. These aren't your bacon and ham kind of swine, but the kind of food that roams around the forest with their tusks facing outward, ready to poke and 'peng' you like satay...
Well, back to the City to catch a movie, X-Men III with some friends... Crapy ending, stupid clueless kids and the ever disgusting sticky floor... Probably from spilled soft drinks [ i hope...]
And time for an 'after a crapy movie' snack...
Walked all the way from Star Cineplex to Padungan. Its roughly 1 km or so, to a little shop called Lau Dian, Old Shop in Chinese. Its next to The Office, which is conveniently a bar.. Imagine this scenario...
Its 9 p.m. and GuyA was lazy to go home to the wife and got caught up with some colleagues in a bar...
(Ring~~ Phone call from the wife on the cell)
Wife: Where are you?
GuyA: In the office dear...
Wife: Still working this late ar?
GuyA: Well, I got caught up in some last minute work that I need to do...
Wife: What's that background music?
GuyA: Oh, my colleagues are just unwinding with some music that they like so much..
(The waitress moans..[Dom came up with the whole scenario...] )
Wife: AH!! Whats that sound??!!
GuyA: Oh, that's just my secratary....Oh! Are you worried that I'm unfaithfull to you? Don't worry, she's only sleeping with my boss...
In the end, crissis avoided...
Ah-hem.. Well, soon there will be a bar named 'Work' or maybe 'Church'... Ahahahahaz...
Anyway, I had a honeydew sego what-ever-u-call-it... Dom says the watermelon is better...
Lesson learnt is that Dom sure can eat fast. The speed of light I tell ya! He down a steak, a bowl of rice, coleslaw under 4 minutes. Wow man! Some other customers just look at him, the Kuching Tsunami.. [well, you know, some Jap dude is the world fastest eater..]
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