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Ah... Swine-Burnt.. would I be spending 5 years there?
In case you all didn't know, I only enrolled there.. I don't know that I will be planning to go there.
My first choise would be to get into UTP... Or Universiti Techologi Petronas. [how come in B.M. ?! ] I'll even forgive the website for being uninteractive and the application to their U is so complicated...
[Wats up with clicking to enter? Still in 1997 ar?]
The next place that I would rather go to than Swine-Burnt is UNITEN.. Now, their application is so simple and the site is ok..
I wont be keeping my hopes up on those scholarships. Coz the higher the expectation, the greater the let-down...
I would consider SwinBurne my last resort... But I would rather go to the holiday inn resort in Damai to chill... Coz its in Kuching.. Yup, Kuching... A pro and a con... But the sure thing to keep me away from it is that the information that 'Maria' is there too... WTF????!!! Shit lar.. Mai Ki Liaw lar...
Ah... Private institutions sure are fast and furious in getting [pulling] students to attend their Institution.
Today is SwinBurne's [I call it Swine-Burn, a place where you can get Burnt or roasted pork for breakfast/lunch...] one day open day. So many 'day' that I don't dare to make a date out of it... (forgive the pun..)
I went there... 'Registered' myself and got pulled to a seat where as someone in front of me was an Ang Moh...
After getting used to his accent [listening to him speak gibberish for 5 minutes], I got persuaded into signing up for their Foundation in Engineering program. I didn't wanna go coz I know there is a known someone studying there that gets on my nerves...
In less than 2 hours, I got an offer letter... I thought that was fast, because its common to wait for weeks and weeks till you rot, just to recieve the words congratulation and blah, blah, blah...
They would use their P.A. system that could sould like 'tadaa' when I get my offer letter...
[wah pia!! liddat oledi du become student 1 eh?!]
Newspapers sure have plenty of crap. Pictures are even worse.
Here's some samples of what I found...
[some woman holding cocoanuts.. I'm sure Kenny Sia would be proud]
Here is something even worse, you would have thought that that was a spaceship...
[Star-trek??!!]
Actually, that's a water purrifier or tangki or whatever lar... I bet NASA uses that to send much needed water to the space station...
Shit! Too busy with this and that... Now the internet connection is all fucked up! Ain't got much time to blog now.... Maybe I'll have nothing to do this weekend then I can update on the recent events...[he-he-he...]
Now, I guess I'll just leave a picture of something interesting for all of you to ponder... (like, what the hell is it?!)
[so, what does that look like to you? In an artistic way, maybe?]
Finally, the day arrives... People waiting for the administrators to come out with boxes containing the results of our 2 years of hard work...
As usual, there is always the case of people forming long line as if they are trying to get some good food or money...
The line was so long... OK, OK... I'm also a 'dog' who waited in the line.. "woof!"
Finally at the 'counter'...But, I saw a marjerine tub, containing a large sum of money. I thought that they really are giving ot money...Before I can utter a question to the two people in charge, one of them said, " Please pay RM3."
Extortion!!! Making us pay money to get the freaking results!!!
Actually, we were supposed to buy (being forced to...) the certs that were inside, which are the printed outcome of our oral exams...
When I got my results, I think I kinda slipped the bar at the MOST useless subject that we could never use in our life!!! I got a B for Moral Education...
Then, this is what i thought... What did I learn during class when the Moral teacher is teaching?? After a 'long' consideration of the classes we had..[ took me less than a second..] this is what I got....
What lar this teacher?? Teach us to make love not war ar?!
